1 00:00:10,978 --> 00:00:11,912 Hey, steve. 2 00:00:11,979 --> 00:00:13,881 Oh, morning, Sunshine. 3 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:15,416 Something smells good. 4 00:00:15,483 --> 00:00:18,719 It's your breakfast, Your royal swellness. 5 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:23,624 Ok. 6 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:25,193 Oh, um, sorry. 7 00:00:27,095 --> 00:00:29,663 Voila! 8 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:31,199 2 eggs over easy, 9 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:33,867 Bacon medium, Hash browns avec onions 10 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:36,337 With juice l'orange. 11 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:39,407 Mmm! All my favorite stuff. What's going on? 12 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:43,010 Let's just say if You were to choose me As your life mate, 13 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:46,114 This repast Would be your future. 14 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:49,083 Steve, are you trying To bribe me? 15 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:52,453 You betcha, baby. 16 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:56,490 Guys, The most incredible Thing happened. 17 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,058 Ooh, let me guess, Let me guess, let me guess, Let me guess. 18 00:00:58,126 --> 00:00:59,660 Let me guess, Let me guess-- 19 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:01,129 You met a guy? Yes! 20 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:02,330 Aah! Aah! 21 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:03,631 Aaaaah! 22 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:05,699 Ha ha! 23 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:10,638 His name Is d'andre moore. 24 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:12,340 I met him last week At the sizzle club, 25 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:15,008 And we've gone out Almost every night Since. 26 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,244 Well, why didn't You call me? 27 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:20,614 Yeah, what's wrong With you, girl? 28 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:22,015 Well, I didn't want To say anything 29 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,451 In case things Fizzled out. 30 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,586 So tell us About d'andre. 31 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:27,588 Well, he's a little Older than me-- 32 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:29,923 Oh, that just means He's a man and not a boy. 33 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:31,058 Aah! Aah! 34 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:33,761 Aaaaaah! 35 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:39,733 Get over here! 36 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:42,636 Girl, he is so fine. 37 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:44,605 He owns His own business, 38 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:46,207 Drives a beemer, 39 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:47,741 And spoils me rotten. 40 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:48,776 Ooh! Ooh! 41 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:50,178 Girl, I like him Already. 42 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:52,613 And today, He gave me a one-week Anniversary gift 43 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,382 That is The absolute bomb. 44 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,983 Ask me what time it is. 45 00:01:56,049 --> 00:02:00,288 Ooh, no, no, no, Let me, let me, let me, Let me, let me. 46 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:01,355 What time is it? 47 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:04,057 Darn, I wanted to ask. 48 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,260 I cannot tell you What time it is, 49 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:09,763 Because the gold is Too blinding! Ha ha ha! 50 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:10,931 Ooh! 51 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:13,767 Ooh. 52 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,336 You go, girl. 53 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:18,739 Work it, baby, Work it. 54 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:23,010 Aah! Aah! 55 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:24,812 Aaaaaaah! 56 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,096 Hi, honey. 57 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,198 Ah. 58 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:45,399 How was your day? 59 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:46,567 Ah. 60 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:48,936 Oh, that's nice. 61 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,103 Are you hungry? 62 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,072 Ah, pfffft! 63 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:53,241 I see. 64 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:55,108 I'm sorry, harriette, 65 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,678 But I've been in A bad mood all day. 66 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:59,680 Do you know that I have To go to the white house 67 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:01,849 And see the president Of the united states? 68 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:03,384 You poor baby. 69 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:07,288 You'll have to Cancel your lunch With the pope. 70 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:09,122 You remember Charlie carnelli? 71 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,224 Oh, sure. 72 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:12,360 Well, he's Being appointed 73 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:15,396 Special advisor To the president On crime policy. 74 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:18,932 And they're honoring him With some big gala event. 75 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:23,103 Wow! I guess Taking that job with The justice department 76 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:25,239 Really paid off For charlie. 77 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:27,708 Ah, he just Got lucky. 78 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:31,144 Sweetheart, he put 8 drug lords behind bars 79 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:34,282 And seized 47 kilos of heroin. 80 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:36,350 Ah, the dog Did all the work. 81 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:44,858 [doorbell rings] 82 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:54,702 Surprise! Hey, max. 83 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:00,040 I thought it was time 84 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:03,544 For the 2 most important People in my life To meet. 85 00:04:03,611 --> 00:04:05,313 Laura, this is d'andre. 86 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:06,980 Nice to meet you, D'andre. 87 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:09,216 Charmed. 88 00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:12,252 I can see why you And max are friends. 89 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,755 The fine do Flock together. 90 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:16,324 [giggles] 91 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:18,559 Well, come in. Have a seat. 92 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:19,760 Thanks. 93 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,536 Hey, girl, 94 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,739 What you doin' Way over there? This ain't church. 95 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:43,851 So, uh, d'andre, 96 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:46,820 Uh, max tells me you Own your own business. 97 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,856 Yeah. 98 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:53,594 Well, what kinda business is it? 99 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,629 You know, it's import, export. 100 00:04:55,696 --> 00:05:00,501 I'm a big trader in The global economy. 101 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:01,935 Oh, what do you trade? 102 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:04,605 Electronics And yams. 103 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:08,676 I'm kidding About the yams. 104 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:13,046 He's so funny. 105 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:14,848 [telephone rings] 106 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:17,385 Excuse me, ladies. 107 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:20,688 Yo? 108 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,991 No. 109 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,393 So? 110 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:28,362 Man, go With the flow! 111 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:31,999 Ahem, listen, Baby, um, 112 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:33,266 I gotta split. 113 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,602 Why? What's wrong? 114 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,303 Well, uh, that was One of my associates. 115 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:37,605 He screwed up. I got a few fires that, 116 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,540 You know, I gotta put out. 117 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:41,074 Is there anything I can do to help? 118 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:43,243 No, there's really-- 119 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:44,978 Well, maybe there is. 120 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:47,915 Baby, can you drop A couple of packages Off for me tomorrow? 121 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,650 Packages? 122 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:51,251 Yams. 123 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:53,721 Yams. Ha ha ha. 124 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:56,690 No problem, d'andre. 125 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:58,492 Baby, you know Something? 126 00:05:58,559 --> 00:06:01,695 You and me, We make a good team. 127 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,301 Uh, laura, 128 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,438 Max was right About you, baby. 129 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:13,641 You got it Goin' on and on. 130 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,576 Mmm. 131 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:18,979 Ha ha. Thanks, d'andre. 132 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:25,486 So what Do you think? 133 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:27,421 Well, ha ha, 134 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:30,390 Oh, I like him. Ha ha. 135 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:32,225 What is that Supposed to mean? 136 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:34,895 It means that... 137 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:37,431 I...Like him. 138 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:42,870 If you really liked him, We'd both be going, "Aah!" right now. 139 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:45,105 Well, um, ha ha, 140 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:47,107 The truth is, max, 141 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:50,010 I think He's a little... 142 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,378 Slick. 143 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:52,780 Slick? 144 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:54,848 What do you Mean slick? 145 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,284 Well, not slick In a bad way. 146 00:06:57,350 --> 00:07:00,688 Slick in a slippery way. 147 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:04,024 Well, I guess that is a bad way. 148 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:05,358 I don't believe this. 149 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,360 Why can't you Just be happy for me? 150 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:11,932 D'andre's just not The kind of guy I Would pick out for you. 151 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:14,568 Well, you didn't pick him, Laura, I did. 152 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:17,104 And if you Can't understand What he means to me, 153 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:20,541 Then maybe you're Not as good a friend As I thought. 154 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,145 Hey-- 155 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:30,718 Well, nice to see You, too, maxine! 156 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:34,888 What's wrong with her? 157 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:38,225 She's upset Because I don't like Her new boyfriend, 158 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,427 D'andre moore. 159 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:43,764 Well, you got a lot Of nerve talking about Somebody else's boyfriend. 160 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:46,934 You're going out With steve urkel. 161 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:53,273 I'm serious, eddie. 162 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,375 I get a bad vibe From this guy. 163 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:58,679 Well, want me to make A few calls, have him Checked out? 164 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:01,314 Yeah. I don't want Max to get hurt. 165 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:02,516 Consider it done. 166 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,084 I really appreciate This, eddie. 167 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:09,122 Hey, no problem. I wash your back, and You wash my laundry. 168 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:27,775 Oh, here it is. 169 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,209 Hi. 170 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,128 Thanks for Helping me, steve. 171 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,263 Ohh. 172 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:53,466 Oh, why didn't you Get a porter to carry All these bags? 173 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,870 What, and Waste a dollar? 174 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,706 Gee, this is a tiny room. 175 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,373 Well, I'll say. 176 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,509 It's so tiny, You got to go outside To change your mind. 177 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:03,977 Steve... 178 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,146 It's so tiny, You got to clap Your hands this way. 179 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:08,081 Steve... 180 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:10,017 It's so tiny, the mice Are hunchbacked. 181 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:13,286 Steve! 182 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:17,591 I think we both agree That this is a very Small room. 183 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:19,693 Well, I guess... 184 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,229 I guess it's time For me to go. 185 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,731 Yep. 186 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:26,900 You know, I'm--I'm not One for sobby good-byes. 187 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:29,837 Well, neither am I, So...Good-bye. 188 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,841 I cherish you, Carl winslow. 189 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:37,845 Come back To me safe. 190 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:40,614 Ok, steve, 191 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:42,049 See ya later. 192 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,718 Excuse me, I got to go wash up. Excuse me. 193 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,854 Oh, right, Right, right, Right, right. 194 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:54,728 Huh, I'll hang up His bag. Yeah, yeah. 195 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:57,164 There you go. 196 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:00,868 Hmm, must be stuck. 197 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,671 Oof! 198 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:17,718 [train whistle blows] 199 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:20,754 Conductor: All aboard! 200 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:29,797 [whistle blows] 201 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,099 Now I can relax. 202 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,100 Ahh! 203 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:36,169 Steve: ohhhhh. 204 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:39,272 Ohhhhhhh. 205 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:40,407 Ohhhhhhh. 206 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,676 Steve? 207 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:45,545 Ohhhhhhh. 208 00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,280 Steve! 209 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:50,751 Are you--are you Alright? 210 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,285 Bishop tutu? 211 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,195 Steve, are you ok? 212 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,397 I--I think so. 213 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,066 I bumped my head. 214 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:09,069 Steve, You're not supposed To be on the train. 215 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,138 Huh? Oh! 216 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,140 W-w-w-we're moving! 217 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,976 Oh. 218 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:19,312 Uh, excuse me? Excuse me? Would you-- 219 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,850 Yes, what is it? 220 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,651 We have a little Problem here. 221 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,086 He's not a passenger. 222 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,721 Don't be silly. He's onboard, The train is moving, 223 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:30,323 He's a passenger. 224 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,961 But he doesn't Have a ticket. 225 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,563 Oh, then he's Not a passenger. 226 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,231 He's a criminal! 227 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,067 Uhhhh! 228 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,770 Oh, w-w-w-well, Maybe we can drop him Off at the next stop. 229 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,037 This is An express train. 230 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:47,640 No stops Between here and Washington, d.C. 231 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,577 Not even any slow curves? 232 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,179 Nope. 233 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:53,646 Oh, well, how much Is a ticket? 234 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,182 $220. 235 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:56,884 Oh, well, I think I can swing that, 236 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,485 With a little help From you, carl. 237 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,587 Well, how much Do you need? 238 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,756 $220. 239 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:14,134 Uh, can he have A compartment about 2 or 3 cars down? 240 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,003 This train is Completely sold out. 241 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,272 Either he stays With you, or he Sleeps on the roof. 242 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,474 He's gonna need A blanket up there. 243 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,612 Oh, ok, he Can stay with me. 244 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:28,115 I'll alert cnn. 245 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:38,358 Well, roomie, I guess It's just you and me 246 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,693 All the way to d.C. 247 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,495 How long do you Think that'll be? 248 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:49,469 14 hours. 249 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,138 Move it. 250 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:55,542 Ah, well, that time Should just fly by. 251 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,145 Hey, carl , did you know The first commercial locomotive 252 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,680 Was built in 1804 By richard trevithick? 253 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:01,915 No. 254 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,150 His friends used to Call him rick. 255 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,852 But his wife Would call him ricky. 256 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,320 His mom would call him dick but His dad would call him dicky. 257 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,824 Strangely enough, He preferred her. 258 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,225 [screaming] 259 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:25,906 Hey, thanks, carl, for Lending me these boxers. 260 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,340 You're welcome. 261 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:30,743 They sure are roomy. 262 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:34,747 I could hold A 3-ring circus in here. 263 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,318 Look, steve, I'm very tired, 264 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,653 I have a very Big day tomorrow, 265 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,656 And I really would just Like to get some sleep, ok? 266 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,125 Ok. 267 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,866 There's no room for me. 268 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,205 A little more. 269 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:04,044 A little more. 270 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,014 Ok. 271 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,449 Now, breathe deep. 272 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,684 [inhales] 273 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:14,021 Ahh. 274 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:16,756 [exhales] 275 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,191 Whoa! 276 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,039 [snoring] 277 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,507 Steve? 278 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,608 [snore snore] 279 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:36,910 Steve! 280 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,214 [snoring] 281 00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,750 Steve! 282 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,818 Huh? What? Huh? Huh? Huh? What? Huh? Huh? 283 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,654 Are we there yet? Are we there yet? 284 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,923 No, you fell off the bed. 285 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:53,927 And you woke me For that? 286 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,929 Well, at least You could sleep. 287 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,898 I'm having a little Trouble nodding off. 288 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:01,168 Well, maybe if I sing you a lullaby, 289 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,502 That'll help you Drift off. 290 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,303 I don't think so. 291 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,504 Oh, sure it will. Come on. 292 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,405 But I don't think-- 293 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,840 Come on, come on, Move your feet. 294 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,742 Move your feet. Move your feet. Come on. 295 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:12,345 Ok, ok, here we go. 296 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,446 Ahh. 297 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:16,449 * go to sleep * 298 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,918 * go to sleep * 299 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:23,957 * go to slee-ee-eep * 300 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,459 * go to sleep * 301 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,261 * go to sleep * 302 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:32,765 * go to slee-ee-eep * 303 00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:35,468 * go to sleep * 304 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:36,936 * go to sleep-- * 305 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:40,407 Oh, will you shut up?! 306 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,216 Wait a minute. What? 307 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,817 I just thunk a thought. 308 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,619 It's raining outside. 309 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:56,156 So why don't we let The soothing pitter Patter of raindrops 310 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,724 Lull us to sleep? 311 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,092 Now, that's A very good idea. 312 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,827 Why, thank you. 313 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,829 Now, you crack The window 314 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:05,999 While I go visit Facil-lilities. 315 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:17,110 Ahh. 316 00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:21,381 Ahh. 317 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,345 What did you do? 318 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,535 Excuse me, Are you joe? 319 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,504 Yeah. You must be D'andre's new girl. 320 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,906 That's right. My name is max. 321 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,575 Hey, no names, ok? 322 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,778 D'andre asked me To give you this. 323 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:30,950 Uh, this is for d'andre. 324 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:33,120 Police! Freeze! 325 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,427 Good job, eddie. 326 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,095 Eddie, what Are you doing? 327 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,196 Max, this guy's A coke dealer. 328 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,531 Oh, man, You must be crazy. 329 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,299 I don't know What's in that package. 330 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:47,400 The girl walked up And handed it to me. Yeah, we saw. 331 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,369 Let's see What's in here. 332 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,339 A white powdery substance. 333 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,940 Let's go. You're under arrest. 334 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,942 Max, you're gonna Need to come, too. 335 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:59,246 We're gonna Need a statement. 336 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,348 D'andre used me. 337 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,117 Oh, my god, eddie, I'm a drug runner! 338 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,285 No. No, you're not, max. 339 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,654 You had no idea What was going on. 340 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,622 It's ok. It's alright. 341 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:10,957 Willie: eddie? 342 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,725 Eddie, let's Go pick up d'andre. 343 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,861 Yes, sir. 344 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:31,844 Steve, will you please Stop sulking and come Out of the bathroom? 345 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,012 You yelled at me, 346 00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,382 And you called me A butthead. 347 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,051 Of all the things I've called you, 348 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:42,021 The one that bothers you Is butthead? 349 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:45,892 Yes. It was my Nickname in preschool. 350 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,198 Well, I'm sorry. I didn't know that. 351 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,767 Now, come out of There and sit down, Now, please? 352 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:03,075 Are you gonna be nice? 353 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,878 Yes, I'll be nice. 354 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:13,920 Look, steve, I'm sorry. 355 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,688 I've just been In a funk all day 356 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:20,493 Ever since I found out That charlie carnelli Was being named "Top cop." 357 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:24,197 Oh, the old green-eyed Monster syndrome. 358 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,533 Well, I'm--I'm not jealous. 359 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,968 I--I don't begrudge Charlie his success. 360 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:33,573 I mean, he's a good cop, And--and he earned His appointment. 361 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,875 Then what is it? 362 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,710 About 5 years ago, 363 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,813 I turned down The same job with The justice department 364 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,416 That got charlie Where he is today. 365 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:48,588 Ah, the old Road-not-taken syndrome. 366 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,890 Yeah. 367 00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,159 I think I made A big mistake. 368 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,561 Hmm. 369 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:57,664 I don't know, carl. Let's think this over. 370 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,399 If you'd have Taken that job, 371 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:02,269 You would have Had to relocate to Washington, d.C., right? 372 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,970 Oh, that's right. 373 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,239 Which means harriet would've Had to give up her job 374 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,707 At ferguson's 375 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:11,010 And you would've had to yank All your kids outta school. 376 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,479 Yeah, I guess that's true. 377 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,715 And that justice job, What was it anyway? 378 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,817 Well, it was Mostly political. 379 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,720 You know, Crime commissions, Committee meetings, 380 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,723 Hobnobbing With congress. 381 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:27,594 Let's face it, carl, You're no hobber of nobbers. 382 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,299 You're a man of action. You walk the beat. 383 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,501 You drove a squad car. 384 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,568 And now, 385 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:38,170 You're a captain At a very young age, 386 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:42,174 Commanding hundreds Of men and women. 387 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,412 Oh. So you think I made the right choice? 388 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,747 Well, you're respected By your coworkers, 389 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,982 You're admired By your community, 390 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:53,052 And you're loved by all Your friends and family. 391 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:57,757 Sounds to me Like you made all The right choices. 392 00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:00,226 In my book, carl, 393 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:02,729 Not only Are you a top cop, 394 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,332 You're the top pop. 395 00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:17,744 [doorbell rings] 396 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,152 Hello, laura. 397 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:27,454 Hey, max. 398 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,657 Uh, come in. Have a seat. 399 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,267 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 400 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:42,635 You first. Go ahead. 401 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:45,772 I'm sorry-- I'm sorry, laura-- 402 00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:47,674 I should have Listened to you, laura. 403 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:51,010 You're my best friend And a great judge Of character. 404 00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,979 D'andre had me Totally fooled. 405 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,281 Believe me, I wish I had been wrong about him. 406 00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:57,249 Mmm, me, too. 407 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,285 You know what, This is a problem 408 00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:02,555 Only 2 scoops of Haagen-dazs can solve. 409 00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:04,724 Whoo! As fine As d'andre was, 410 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:09,662 I'm gonna need Some hot fudge and Some nuts on top. 411 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,431 I'll drive. I'll buy. 412 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:12,865 I'll buy. I'll buy. 413 00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:14,000 Alright.